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I get to organize.
I get to watch movies.
I get to eat good food because I get to cook.
I get to read books for fun.
I get to sleep.
I get to work and actually make money.
Whew.
That's all I really have to say today.
Oh! And the girl at work who insulted me last week was fired (or at least that's what everyone's saying). Its not because of me. I actually don't know why she was fired. She probably cussed a manager out or something. But good riddance.
I know, I should work on being loving to everyone. Its a work in progress. And some people make it so hard.
Oh and I'm also going to try NuvaRing starting this week. I'm sincerely hoping it makes my hormones level out. And I'm hoping it doesn't make things weird.
And my mom is having surgery tomorrow. Keep her in your prayers. Its nothing super major and I know she'll be fine, but a little prayer never hurt.
And my dad gets back from a business trip in Canada at 1am on Wednesday morning. He hates it up there. Its too cold and there's too much snow, according to him. Actually, I'll share the email he sent me. Made me laugh at least:
"Okay, I’ve just had way too much time on my hands today!!! Good thing I’m coming home Tuesday….think I might be losing it. Thoughts for the day……
· If your all main sports involve ice, it might be too cold where you live.
· If corn is a heating fuel because you burned all the trees, it might be too cold where you live.
· If it snows more than 3 times in a week, it might be too cold where you live.
· If you get lake effect snow, it might be too cold where you live.
· If there’s a frigid wind blowing in off the lake more than 2 months out of the year, it’s definitely too cold where you live.
· If your idea of a lot of snow is anything over 18”, it might be too cold where you live.
· If the winter days are less than 9 hours long, it might be too cold where you live.
· If they sell more snowmobiles than four-wheelers, it might be too cold where you live.
· If all your friends have snowplows on their pickup trucks, it might be too cold where you live.
· If the hardware stores sell more snowblowers than tillers, it might be too cold where you live.
If two or more of these apply to you, and you still live there on purpose….you have cold induced brain damage and there’s no hope for you.
This next little ditty is set to the tune of Men at Work’s “Land Down Under” from the 80’s:
Here I am in a land up yonder
Where the beer flows and men are fonder
Of curling and hockey, makes me wonder,
Does the cold air cause their brains to blunder.
I can't believe I'm writing this song
I've been away from home far too long
Way too bored, need somewhere to go
Before my mind goes insane ya know.
Stuck in a land up yonder,
Where the beer flows and men are fonder
Of curling and hockey, makes me wonder,
Does the cold air cause their brains to blunder.
I really miss the land of cotton
Away from home makes me feel rotten
Cant' find grits or real iced tea
There's too much snow and no shade trees
It's cold here in the frozen tundra
Where the beer flows and men are fonder
Of curling and hockey, way up yonder,
Their strange ways makes me wonder...
Where the beer flows and men are fonder
Of curling and hockey, way up yonder,
Their strange ways makes me wonder...
- Dad "
Well, I'm hungry. So I'm going to get off here and go grocery shopping. I know, I know: grocery shopping with an empty stomach is a horrible idea. It makes you buy things you don't need. But, hey, I need food. I have basically none in the house. And I'm low on money this week, thanks to the stupid power bill. Oh well. I'm going to make the best of it.
Peace and love until next time.
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